some are left unsaid.

hi potential readers,

i have a joke for you today.

a man goes to prison because he was in the mob. he had never been before and on his walk to his cell the other prisoners kept shouting out numbers followed by laughing. as he enters his cell and settles in another number gets shouted. his cell mate laughs. "hey you're new so i should explain." he said, "many of us have worked in crime most of our life and heard a lot of the same jokes so we just gave them numbers and since we all know how the joke goes we get it and why it's funny." after about a month the guy starts to get the hang of it. finally he decides to try it out. and at lunch he finds his chance. "24!" the man says. silence... his cell mate looks at him sternly. the man thinks he'll try again. "58!" he screams a little louder. no laughs... people are starting to stare at him. his cell mate says "what are you doing?"
finally the guy thinks of his favorite joke and stands up on the table screaming at the top of his lungs, "91!" every one is staring daggers at him in total silence. he slowly sits down and his cell mate says what the hell do you think you were doing?"
the guy says "91 is the funniest joke i have ever heard in my life, what did i do wrong?"

his cell mate looks at him and says "hey some people can tell a joke and some people can't."

today's moral: sometimes it's better to sit quiet and listen. better to have people think you are an idiot then to open your mouth and remove any doubt.

JustAnotherFUp